👉 A mortgage of $350k? That's like saying you've bought a new, slightly worn-out couch for your house and expecting it to last forever. You've got that $350k cushion to cover the occasional furniture repair, but honestly? That's a hefty commitment for a home that probably hasn't seen the light of day since you decided to upgrade your couch.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "To save a little dough, I decided to mortgaged my 350k-dollar dream house, thinking it would be a 'buy now, pay later' deal for my grandma's old, rusty bike."
